Nerd Turd

To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.

Alvie was so exited when they announced the date of Comic Con that he released a Nerd Turd.

by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011

nerd sniping

A sport based on the use of difficult problems to stump and/or stop nerds in their tracks.

I put problems from the GLAT on poster board to have some fun nerd sniping. Man, is it easy!

by IMReader January 7, 2008

word nerd

1. A cool person who spends way too much time reading definitions off of urbandictionary.com

2. A total GEEK who passes time by insightfully expanding his.her vocabulary by frequenting dictionary.com

GIRL 1: EW! Why is that boy browsing dictionary.com?

GIRL 2: That's Steven, he's a total word nerd.

by sanitywasntthatgreatanyway May 6, 2005

Alpha Nerd

A person who has the traits of a nerd (meaning knowing lots of nerdy things and acting nerdy about nerdy topics) but seemingly lacks the social rejection stereo-typically associated with nerds and is able to somewhat positively interact with and become involved in non-nerd beings and culture.

Since he was an alpha nerd, Thomas was able to transition from a Pokemon conversation with Liam to casually discussing the previous night's homework with Chloe.

by Thomcat J. G. Bates November 26, 2013

MMORPG nerds

kids who play games such as WoW and Aion, spend 5-24 hours a day playing, dont have a real social life, cant complete 1 push up, and have never kissed a girl.

MMORPG NERDs: WOOT lvl 46, now i can weild the sword that does 5 extra dmg!......im so badass....

by canadaianguy December 19, 2009

nerd fucker

Some one who dated a nerd in high school typically at the cost of popularity. Now most likely has a good amount of cash due to dating someone smart regardless on if the posses any real skill at all

Man that girl know what when was doing when she became a nerd fucker. The nerd got her to the top and she did not have to do a damn thing.

by Last king of Zion January 22, 2010

nerd alert

Term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.

As the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout "nerd alert"

by JDubb July 20, 2003