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Jack nasty

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

OR:

Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.
by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005
mugGet the Jack nastymug.

rubber nasty

- a general term for something that is bad.

- can be used in a verb form "rubber nastied" as a way of describing an explosion of emotion and or bodily fluid.

- a term to describe a used condom
- Hey, what's that you drinkin' ?
- Water... but it tastes like rubber nasty.
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- Oh my god, I just saw Ivy and rubber nastied all over myself!
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- What is on my face.
- a rubber nasty.
by Su Yang November 11, 2011
mugGet the rubber nastymug.

Nasty Nunu

"She said a Nasty Nunu word."
"He's a Nasty Nunu."
by NastyNunucreator November 5, 2019
mugGet the Nasty Nunumug.

beer nasty

When a girl is so nasty that all the drunk guys still want nothing to do with her.
by Hickey25 September 19, 2008
mugGet the beer nastymug.

The ‘nasty’ Pfizer

This is a sexual move that can be practiced in a variety of ways It’s where you give your partner a dead arm then stick your penis their armpit crease alternatively you masturbate with a dead arm but in the elbow crease for a more sensual experience you may offer this up as an alternate of the ‘handjob’ to give you partner pleasure
Person A: me and the lady did The ‘nasty’ Pfizer last night

Person B: oh really which method?
by Joliver smodfith August 23, 2021
mugGet the The ‘nasty’ Pfizermug.

skagg nasty

positioning yourself up high or elevated level above some body, pulling down your pants and underpants, and taking a huge dump all over an unsuspecting victim.
he really makes me made i think i might give him a skagg nasty
by uberdonuts February 19, 2011
mugGet the skagg nastymug.

nasty j

The notion of skipping the oral part of a blowjob and going towards the anus instead,it shows that you care for your partner if you do it right after they use the bathroom in the toilet that you both know you haven't cleaned in the past week
"hey babe you just want to go for that nasty j today? My (genital) isn't doing so well today and can you please not use your teeth this time"
by Chill asf September 17, 2017
mugGet the nasty jmug.

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