nuts and bagels

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.

That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007

muscle nuts

when you are freezing cold or take a swim causing your sac to retract

"Dude it fucking freezing out"
"Yeah I know man, I have some muscle nuts now!"

by Kyle JC April 2, 2008

numb nuts

A beta player, an absolute novice

My manz is a numb nuts, he won't give me a drink

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 25, 2022

jiz-nuts

the medical condition which occurs when large quantites of semen cover the pubic hair that resides on the scrotum. the semen may be either dry or still gooey.

After beatin' my meat last nite, i had the worst case of jiz-nuts

by dbcooper January 1, 2005

bus nuts

When semen is released from the penis

Yo Blood i bus nuts on that chicks top lip

by Bukaman August 25, 2006

cats nuts

the best person, place or thing - EVER!!

Ice cream- it's the cats nuts!!

Babe, you are the cats nuts!!

epic
awesome
the shit

by giggy99 December 7, 2009

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004