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Not lost but stolen

It may not be on my finger, but it's still in my heart. I hope you're keeping them all safe.
The cards are yours to play, it's your move.
The question is: will you return what's mine, or will you come and get what's yours?
I noticed the next day it was missing, do you remember what you said? It might be not lost but stolen by someone that doesn't want us to work out. Was that someone you?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Men are lost

I can guarantee Brett Cooper has said this at least once but when Derrick the incel says it about women it's icky isn't it?
Hym "I swear the social hypocrisy is everywhere. You say it about men and SOMEHOW it's doesn't make you a condescending creep? No. You're a creep anyway. No one gets a pass. Exactly the same as the incel. Except you get a pass on saying 'men are lost.' That's how you sounds. I guarantee you've said it."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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lost files sex

Sex that happen anytime between the hours of 2 am - 5 am.
“Me and Jenny had lost files sex before I came into work this morning
by Sadrenity May 3, 2024
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Lost Word

A word not used anymore due to being out of date.
Wassup, bruv
What the heck? You're not in the 1980s bro, that's such a lost word...
I know, I'm just doing imitations.
by Hammerisle May 19, 2024
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I lost

A phrase that describes the situation when a girl stop being interested in you.
"This girl isn't fucking with me anymore, I lost."
by mr worker March 3, 2024
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Koro's lost his meds

When an older person, typically a politician or a family member (or just a boomer), goes off on a rant-filled tangent about something they don't know enough about, and you and your friends are left to cringe in disbelief. Originated as a reference to New Zealand's far-right deputy prime minister Winston Peters ("koro" is Māori for grandfather and is a common nickname for Peters.
Auē, did you hear Winston comparing Jacinda to the Nazis inanahi? Koro's lost his meds!
by fatgreg March 20, 2024
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