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Jack nasty

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

OR:

Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.
by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005
mugGet the Jack nastymug.

The ‘nasty’ Pfizer

This is a sexual move that can be practiced in a variety of ways It’s where you give your partner a dead arm then stick your penis their armpit crease alternatively you masturbate with a dead arm but in the elbow crease for a more sensual experience you may offer this up as an alternate of the ‘handjob’ to give you partner pleasure
Person A: me and the lady did The ‘nasty’ Pfizer last night

Person B: oh really which method?
by Joliver smodfith August 23, 2021
mugGet the The ‘nasty’ Pfizermug.

crack-a-nasty

Dude, I so gotta crack-a-nasty in my pants.
by bones4 June 15, 2009
mugGet the crack-a-nastymug.

beer nasty

When a girl is so nasty that all the drunk guys still want nothing to do with her.
by Hickey25 September 19, 2008
mugGet the beer nastymug.

skagg nasty

positioning yourself up high or elevated level above some body, pulling down your pants and underpants, and taking a huge dump all over an unsuspecting victim.
he really makes me made i think i might give him a skagg nasty
by uberdonuts February 19, 2011
mugGet the skagg nastymug.

Mrs. Nasty

when a female picks her nose, hauks a loogie, or some other disguesting act to a part of her body while the male is not looking, before he continues to lick or suck that disired area
that bitch pulled a mrs. nasty on me last night, whatta sly mother fucker
by hannah the ho July 23, 2009
mugGet the Mrs. Nastymug.

Shady Nasty

(v.) to trade with every eligible trade partner within a single season
- I heard Todd Shady Nasty'd his league.

- Dang, the whole thing?
by DonCasey February 20, 2020
mugGet the Shady Nastymug.

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