Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.
by holloway November 16, 2007
Get the Mushroom Hubsmug. cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020
Get the mushroom bunkermug. by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
Get the Mushroommug. by Merch!!! May 31, 2018
Get the Monkey mushroom assmug. A woman who appears to have a familiar relationship with the heads of penises, the penis resembling a mushroom
by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022
Get the Mushroom queenmug. by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022
Get the Mushroom Headedmug. Out n about
1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by
2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer
1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by
2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer
by Down with the izzims May 26, 2022
Get the Mushroom tonguermug.