Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016

motor muncher

a fatass that breaks every car he/she steps into.

Bro, you can't talk your car looks like a motor muncher stepped into it.

by meatkid2004 October 23, 2017

fucker muncher

When a person has sex with a person wearing edible underwear.

Gwen: I tried to be a little kinky last night, so I bought these edible underwear and wore them. Who knew my man was a fucker muncher? Oh well!

by Da Ble3ps April 10, 2016

Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.

Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga

by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 7, 2018

salami muncher

Used to describe something related to the Dominican Republic or somebody who has roots from there.

Bro mangù is for salami munchers
My friend is a salami muncher

by QwertyTheHexagon June 11, 2023

bfdi muncher

A person who has no self respect and stans the series(..??) bfdi. These munchers are typically not the most fun people to be around.

“Bro did you see that bfdi muncher in the server?”
“Yeah I hate munchers…”

by 🔁 November 7, 2023

Straw Muncher

Someone who comes from the west country, speaks like a pirate, drinks cider all day and chews straw in the farm fields.

proper straw muncher, can't understand a word

by TyroneJenk July 20, 2024