Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”

Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!

by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021

morgan and edgar

the best couple in the whole fucking world

random fuck:have you heard of morgan and edgar?
other random fuck:no who that actually fuck are they?
random fuck: look it up in the damn dictionary

by fuckingchokemedaddy April 15, 2022

morganic milk

Morganic milk is another name for a Morgan (male) or the stuff he produces for a certain Sophie.

oh fuck there's morganic milk all over the floor

by ha got u March 22, 2022

Morgan

A semi-tall emo bitch, Morgan looks like a ghost, contributing to her looks her black hair is dark enough to sit at the back of the bus. Morgan's lifestyle is centered around caffeine addiction. Morgan possesses a bold and assertive personality, she is not scared to peg any guy.

Guy 1: "Yo why are you walking weird?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, Morgan pegged the shit out of me last night."
Guy 1: "Lucky Bastard"

by MATRIXESCAPER69 February 27, 2024

Morgan

35 year old

"you know Morgan?'
"yeah"
"cool"

by i reckon u should ask ur crush September 28, 2020

morgan

h homo little slut with 9 toes and 42 thumbs,He's unfriendly, cold and distant. Impolite — He's rude. Inconsiderate — He does things that hurt or annoy you without thinking about your feelings. Thoughtless — The same as “inconsiderate.” and hella gay

morgan is a gay niggi slut

by morgan is hella gay and slutty May 20, 2022

Morgan Boratyn

A girl who is in love with all the corners in the word. She owns a furcon down in the Mississippi. She gets down everytime CPR starts playing. She may ride horses at a ranch but who knows what else. She is an alien from outer space because yes. Till this day she's still praying she gets Hu Tao in genshin impact but along with many others- she is poor. I stalk all of her social media accounts, and to whomever is reading this- don't worry- i stalk yours too. Don't believe me? I'll go ahead and read off all your saves/posts. Also it's pronounced, "BOAR-ROTTEN" not "boring-teen".

"Morgan Boratyn is making her way downtown"

by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022