Minnesota Money Shot

When a Chistofascist gets his face covered in silly string during a failed protest attempt in Minneapolis.

Did you hear about what happened to Jake?

Yeah, his protest was a flop and the locals gave him a silly string facial. It was a classic Minnesota Money Shot.

by KatrinaJade January 18, 2026

Minneapolis Bobblehead

When you give a Federal Agent oral and he shoots his load in your face.

The agent was receiving oral and he ended up giving her a Minneapolis Bobblehead.

by DeffoTooSoon January 27, 2026

minnesota twins

n. Identically dressed government agents. Attire often consists of matching helmets, masks, billy clubs, sneers etc.

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I got a selfie with the minnesota twins! They always look so precious.

And ruthless.

Precious and ruthless.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2026

Minnesota Hand Warmer

The act of attempting to pick up or deploy a live NFDD (Noise Flash Diversionary Device) (i.e. flash bang), but retaining it for too long a period that it deflagrates while in your hands resulting in injuries such as loss of fingers and/or severe burns.

Pat was at the 'protest' and tried to throw the flash bang back at the cops, but got a Minnesota Hand Warmer instead.

by Bulletsponge413 January 29, 2026

Minnesotan Snowball Fight

Two men suck their own erect cocks till the point of finishing. Then they shove their cocks into each others mouths and bust. They will then proceed to snowball kiss.

Did you hear Cameron and Cordell had a Minnesotan snowball fight last night

by Raythedog January 30, 2026

Minnesota Knuckleball

When a protester attempts to throw a flash bang back at authorities and fails resulting in the loss of digits.

Wow that protester lost more than that game of Minnesota Knuckleball!

by StoneyD February 1, 2026

MinneCapPolis

Minneapolis is something like that city in Minnesota. CapCity.

Have you seen how those MinneCapPolis people act, misinformed and slow...

by Eribohy February 10, 2026