While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023
The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 21, 2019
McDonald's Peen
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's
All she does is gets that McDonald's peen, forreal bruh
She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen
She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen
by LinkT4ce September 15, 2021
by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024
The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).
by C.Gilfoyle July 03, 2024
A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
by Sagitusnapitus January 05, 2021
"hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"
by drive me to drink December 12, 2018