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by veatel February 2, 2021
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Santa Maria

A small town with a 2 lane freeway, that has the traffic of a 3 or 4 lane freeway.

It used to have character, but the local governement tore down all the historical buildings to "modernize," which then made them neglect the downtown area which has now gone to ruin and is stricken by poverty.

The local government also does a horrible job with maintaining the local economy, by letting in large corporations which push out local business, and making it hard for letting local business to open.

Santa Maria High School's facilities are a joke. The classrooms are out-dated and the football field is hideous. Althought, it had many good programs (the best of which is the welding program) and has more 4-H funding then they can handle.

Pioneer Valley High School has some of the best facilities in the state, taking that they were given over 20 million in state funding, due to a bad write-up by a district member (not going to name names). They have quite a few fountains, a terf football field, rubber track, nice baseball fields, very up-to-date weight room and wonderful tennis facilities.

Local restaurants are wonderful, if you can find them. The large chain restaurants are all located near the freeway, while the wonderful places, such as: Shaw's, DW's American Bistro and Brick's are all hidden inside the city near Broadway.

Santa Maria is overall nicely sized in population, but also known for its strawberries. Santa Maria has the best strawberries in the nation, and any local can tell you that.

Santa Maria is also known for Santa Maria style BBQ, known as tri-tip. Anyone from Santa Maria knows where tri-tip comes from, and now so do you.
Santa Maria is a great place to drive through while on the way to Santa Barbara or Pismo Beach.
by vachrissy October 12, 2006
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u,2wedding Maria Mr.

You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period.
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Anna Maria College

A small Catholic college located in Paxton Massachusetts. It is said that the campus is haunted by many people who have lived on campus. The food, although surprisingly catered by Aramark the sole provider of food for the Red Sox, is the worst around for any college menu. Thursday nights are the most livliest nights for this small suburban college, as 90% of the campus gets intoxicated. Usually people go to other nearby schools, for example WPI,UMASS, or Worc. St. to party once they get sick of AMC.
Anna Maria College is like a highschool all over again.
by urbandevil1286 November 9, 2006
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Dirty Maria Sanchez

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.
Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!
by aleiro May 9, 2009
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Villa Maria Girls

You girls are rediculous. These definitions are rediculous. I graduated from The Academy of Notre Dame but was also a Villa Maria student at one point in time. I obviously enjoyed the Notre Dame community WAY more than Villa and yes I'll side with ND first over everything, but in all seriousness..don't post some stupid definition busting on Notre Dame. Last time I checked these are supposed to define "Villa Maria Girls" not Notre Dame. You wanna know what a Villa girl is...She's a private all-girls schoolgirl who is just like the rest of us. We all wear north face, popped collars, pearls, and ribbons. I have friends from Villa and they're great. All the little assholes posting this shit "villa vs. nd (or whoever else)" are obviously very young because when it comes down to it...a lot of us are actually friends. We've grown together and partied together. So underclassmen: get over your bullshit.
ND girl: We're getting a keg you guys wanna go in on it with us?
Villa girl: We'll be over in ten minutes.
by NDpride March 19, 2005
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Anna Maria

Sweeter ting that can fuck bareeeeee. Loyal but can slime mans if she really wanted to.
"mmmm my girl put in work last night"
"mine did too man!"
"yo what's her name?"
"anna maria"
"wtf that's my girl"
by DoctorForgonis June 13, 2017
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