March 20th

National tell your 10 closest friends your real truest opinion about them day.

Rachel, i hate you!
Samantha! How rude!
Its march 20th
Oh okay then, youre smelly.

by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020

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march 15

national boyfriends must be a simp day

OMG, it's March 15th, Ben has to be a right simp!

by 321willywonka January 16, 2021

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March 3

Match with your crush or boyfriend/ girlfriend day

Hey it’s March 3 we should match

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021

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March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

by ze_pain8 March 30, 2021

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March 30th

Everyone gets to grab each other's balls, asses, penises, boobs and vaginas. Take a dip :)

Gabriel: Hey Alec, It's March 30th.
Alec: hey, ok cool don't rly care.
Gabriel: CUM HERE.. *grabs his balls and ass*
Alec: What the fuck are you doing leave me alone!!!
Gabriel: What, don't you like this, you get to grab mine as well.
Alec: Oh.... Well ok then.
*both start eating each others balls*
THE END

by Nigrophobian March 30, 2022

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