by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004
Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."
by SteveMcMann September 25, 2016
If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.
by bbaovanc January 30, 2021
When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
by UrbanTMD January 05, 2016
a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.
by lucyinthesky185 November 13, 2009
A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.
by D4DD1E September 04, 2017
A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.
PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."
by fzakaria September 27, 2011