seven minutes in heaven

A party game involving two people in a closet for seven minutes doing... whatever you can do in seven minutes... kissing, fooling around, hooking up, etc.
After their seven minutes is up the next couple enters the closet. There are many variations to this game; the two people might not know who's with them and have to guess in the end, etc. Couples might be chosen by rock, paper, scissors, or spinning a bottle.

I hooked up with a stranger for seven minutes in heaven.

by Jenvy!! January 16, 2008

so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.

Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

Dick minutes

Time spent balls deep.

We spent 8 hours together, but I only logged about 22 dick minutes.

by Dickminutes24/7 November 20, 2015

2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules

Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

by Owner of a local car November 7, 2022

bathroom anytime minutes

What office workers use when they use the restroom frequently while on the clock at their jobs.

So far this year, Jonah has made $74.56 at work using his bathroom anytime minutes.

by ludacristy January 12, 2010

minte

Minte is a story book character created by Monte especially for hilarious stories. He is very crazy and has created multiple clones for himself. He enjoys eating a ton of bacon. His secret identity is a superhero known as Super Minte. He has multiple friends. He has a pet alpaca.

I'm excited for the next Minte story!

by do u no de wae? January 24, 2018

30 Minutes

Slang for 1 hr to a Day

Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes

by Appleseed85 July 11, 2019