Minge

A portmanteau like Brangelina. Mike and Ange become known as "Minge". A best friendship that knows no bounds forged from many years of fffing about and just having a good time - derived from 2 amazing people, clearly one more amazing than the other as one has created its own urban spoon definition for them.

Damn that Minge is amazing.

by amuse-bouche December 7, 2021

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

Mingeful

A form of measurement, often user when cooking. Cup your hand into a good ‘minge’ size and there you have it, a mingeful.

Whilst baking cakes with grandma: ‘grandma throw in a mingeful of flour please darling’

by Mingeful January 28, 2019

Minge tassels

When the tassels on the end of your scarf poke out underneath of your coat.

Put your minge tassels away!

by Ma G cat July 11, 2022

Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required

Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah

by Olsburger September 7, 2016

Minge Pit

A group of hot girls.

Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Minge

A hairy vagina

“Makena needs to shave her minge”. Said Jake Waltman

by Lil jake July 1, 2018