March 20th

National tell your 10 closest friends your real truest opinion about them day.

Rachel, i hate you!
Samantha! How rude!
Its march 20th
Oh okay then, youre smelly.

by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020

March 3

Match with your crush or boyfriend/ girlfriend day

Hey it’s March 3 we should match

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021

March 21

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day. Don’t forget to tell em you love tho.

For a bit friend to girlfriend march 21

by Smithye March 17, 2022

March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

by ze_pain8 March 30, 2021

12 March

"Imma fuck the shit out of you" Day

A day where you go up to your straight homies and say "Imma fuck the shit out of you"

Straight dude 1: Imma fuck the shit out of you
Straight dude 2: Wait what
Straight dude 1: It's 12 March
Straight dude 2: fuckin gaeeeeeeeeee

by cuteshyinfpbottothatneedslove November 24, 2021

March 30th

Everyone gets to grab each other's balls, asses, penises, boobs and vaginas. Take a dip :)

Gabriel: Hey Alec, It's March 30th.
Alec: hey, ok cool don't rly care.
Gabriel: CUM HERE.. *grabs his balls and ass*
Alec: What the fuck are you doing leave me alone!!!
Gabriel: What, don't you like this, you get to grab mine as well.
Alec: Oh.... Well ok then.
*both start eating each others balls*
THE END

by Nigrophobian March 30, 2022

march 14

March 14 give your girl your hoodie
If you dont you have to end that relationship

billy: here’s mg hoodie
ally: why?
billy: because its march 14

by dhjbhhh March 11, 2022