Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! May 25, 2018

Lazy

Kylie C. Price

I'm sorry but Kylie is too lazy to get off the couch.

by Nat_Is_Your_Daddy September 27, 2021

The Lazy Hobo

When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.

"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"

by Meoww. January 12, 2012

Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.

I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.

by Safety Officer Long July 21, 2018

lazy

people who don't do shit like go outside

your so fucking lazy brad.

by penis denis March 19, 2022

Lazy

When Cody is too fucking lazy to do his own job and he asks everyone to do it for him.

Incoming text: Can you call that customer from Thursday so we can arrange to pick up a dolly. Jack said he’d pick it up. -(Because I’m too lazy playing basketball to pick up the phone.)

by Nofucks0361 March 20, 2019

Lazy-ass

Person who tell you that he will come to a group reunion but he never show up and never help in the project

Dany: When will Carlos come?
Miguel: He will never come, is a lazy-ass

by Guismo March 14, 2017