Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.

I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.

by Kibblebip January 13, 2022

lazy programmer

A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.

He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer

by programmernerd May 22, 2022

Lazy Lippy

When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.

I drank too much tonight and I became a real lazy lippy.

by KWLIP May 24, 2022

Lazy pig

S.Trolley

That person is a S.Trolley - lazy pig

by Huckleburypie December 23, 2021

lazy

people who don't do shit like go outside

your so fucking lazy brad.

by penis denis March 19, 2022

Lazy

A person who sits on Discord calls and is too busy gaming to even do so much as open task manager to make sure their CPU is doing alright.

A person who is lazy can also be described as a bin.

Friend - Ayy bro, check your CPU.

Lazy Bin - Nah man I'm playing Roblox

Friend - Bruh, you're lazy.

by ItzOrange March 26, 2022

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022