Larry Lawton

#1 former jewel thief in the United States. Reformed former prisoner turned YouTuber, author, business owner, and family man. Living proof that a focus on rehabilitation in the criminal justice system is needed.

Have you read "Gangster's Redemption"? It's a newer book by Larry Lawton.

by Phillip Strenger December 18, 2023

Larries

Group of people who seriously need to shut the fuck up.

Synonym : idiots

Damn, larries are really delusional.

by anonymous March 21, 2024

Straight Larry

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.

Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"

by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025

Larry

A typical, white male who drives a sports car to compliment the comb-over. Avid fans of Nascar, say they're above Donald Trump but fight for the Bourjois, honk at the drive-thru for straws and refuse to retire. Pronounces macchiato "MACH-EE-ATO"

I was mad at my dad the other day. He was being such a Larry.

by sunny54f January 11, 2022

Larri Luv

A character of the alter ego of Kevin Wilkins in the book Kocaine Nightz written Kevin Wilkins. The head chief of Ambitious Empire Company.

Larri Luv is the main character in the novel Kocaine Nightz.

by DON FARENO June 1, 2025

Late night Larry

A log of epic proportions, usually a stump, that'll burn all night long. Often thrown on a fire when one begins to see double, in order to reach maximum inebriation.

It is 2am and we are wasted. Throw on that late night Larry!

by The_Red_Panda October 26, 2018

The Larry School of Thinkology

Originally founded as The Lawrence Institute of Technology in the early twentieth century, LIT eventually evolved into an institution highly influenced by IBM's Watson and his credo "THINK". So, the school was renamed the Lawrence Institute of Thinkology. In the seventies, after The Beatles breakup and the failure of Mao's Cultural Revolution, there was a universal trend to "become less deified". "Lawrence" was then replace by "Larry" and that's how the school got its present name.

I think I went to the Larry School of Thinkology. At least I think I did.

by Mujibar Smith January 14, 2020