Landon

The ultimate simp typa guy with deep grey eyes, abs, and a good heart.

“Wrestle landon to the ground”

by gangganglupa May 18, 2020

Landon

Such a handsome cutie. Never want to let him go. He may seem mean at first but when you get to know him you will think he is your world. With his deep blue eyes you will fall in love with just one glance. Taller than others star football and basketball star you will think he is a reality prince charming. You will think i will never get a chance with him. But wait, you never know until you try.

Girl1- Who is he, his eyes are so blue.
Girl2- Oh that is Landon he is like a prince charming.

by Meals104 May 19, 2020

Landen

A boy who needs a job and wants to work at a snowball stand. Not helpful at all. Has a grandmother and a dog. Very wonderful but dumb. Just not fun to be around.

He’s just a landen

by ChampionL June 2, 2020

Landen

A weird person. Ugly not nice. Never will be good and famous. Not a good person a just plain old weird person. Nobody likes being around him.

He is a landen

by ChampionL June 2, 2020

Landon

Landon is a cute boy but ugly at the same time he has a friend who will sometimes back him up.

He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.

“Keeps this a secret landon.”

“Watch out its landon!”

Keep landon he can be a caring friend.

by Landoooooon June 6, 2020

Landon

Landon is a fucking pervert and sucks no one gets why every girl likes him he's an asshole and shows people his penis because "that's what friends do" and he uses people to become the popular kid in school

Is that landon? Ugh yeah, didn't he use you just because your popular and he's not? *Sigh* yeah

by Gavinknows June 20, 2020

Landing Strip

After your Plane has landed, and your pull out game is on point. You will release your sperm on to the Landing strip, the straight line of hair will secure your sperm from dripping down. Mission was a Success!

That landing strip is a Bush, perfect for catching my Sea-Man. Prepare for the Jungle.

by MaeMeow710 July 5, 2020