Shitty Kitty

1. The small, feces covered feline that runs around inside ones brain the morning after an evening of excessive drinking.

2. An extremely hungover individual.

1. "The shitty kitty just won't go away this morning, I'm never drinking again."

2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."

by shittykittyallday January 18, 2010

turd kitty

a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.

the turd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.

by pedro March 23, 2004

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Mcking Kittyson

a bad mothafucking kat with such smooth royalty you slide next to your son.

turtle: yuz' really Mcking Kittyson' it up
kitty: if those were gun'z Regi would be dead

by KingGato July 31, 2011

kitty time

Another term for female oral sex.

Before we get this started, it's kitty time.

by l0vey April 13, 2016

Kitty

A cute mammal usually curious with the area around them, they are fluffy lil' things!

I like having a kitty in my house, So fluffy!

by KatiuDoesTheExist May 16, 2018

Dead Kitty

This is when a cat lays on its back and looks dead while it is in a deep sleep.

The cat was doing dead kitty in the sun outside.

by New English April 11, 2009