by Keleajx October 19, 2017
Get the knock you off the matmug. by .u March 7, 2024
Get the Knocked Loosemug. 
It's the hard knock life.
by sigmundur May 18, 2018
Get the hard knock lifemug. Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Get the utility knock-knock jokemug. The lowest form of drug addict on earth. One that is always feigning and doing the most pathetic things to obtain the drug of their choice. Always "knocking" at a dealers door for a five dollar sack and only has $2.47
by Famous Bars and Pipes August 2, 2022
Get the Knockmug.