Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound

P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes

by Yod1000 January 9, 2024

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Knock Head

A strange uncle who goes by the name of Callum and has a fetis for knocking on the lights

Heard about that new, he likes lights. He's a knock head

by Honkeypete January 31, 2024

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hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.

Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.

by PhranQ Bobrick December 15, 2022

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Captains Knock

Matty Short's match winning innings of 100 off 59 nuts chasing a record 230.

Need a 'captains knock' here

by sui9999 January 5, 2023

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Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er

A person who succeeds at everything they do.

Me: I love Paul Allen! That guy right there is a real knock-it-out-of-the-park-er!
You: Yeah, I hate him.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

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