Kellie

Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.

The girl I always dream about is a Kellie.

by Jiozx February 25, 2019

R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.

“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

kelly imhanlahimi

A drop dead awesome) man. Perfect in every way. Kelly Imhanlahimi is so fun and amazing there's never a bad day when he's around. Playful, caring and understanding go with Kelly Imhanlahimi. He's unique and the best friend you could ever wish for. Know a Kelly Imhanlahimi? Hold him tight!

Friend: oh wow Anita, your boyfriend is so great!
Anita: Of course he is. He's a Kelly Imhanlahimi!

by Alette Egerton March 14, 2019

Arr Kelly

The act of peeing on a teenage girl while in full pirate costume

I walked in on an arr kelly the other day.

by Pdesil711 May 24, 2019

Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy

Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019

kelly square

literally hell. a place where both time and space do not exist. if you thought Florida driving was bad, just come see this. located in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Person A: Hey, dude, I got flipped off while driving.
Person B: Kelly Square?
Person A: Yeah.

by noteventhatfunny May 30, 2019

BEN Kelly

He is a fuckboy, will shift just about any girl within a 30 mile radius

“He’s gotten with like the whole year”. “He’s such a Ben Kelly”

by YourAuldWan June 1, 2019