Jensey

1.Player in Management Perfesion (P.I.M.P)
2.One who has got the hook up on da "bitches" and da "hoes".

"Oh my god, look at dat Jensey smakin dat hoe!"

by Evan, Emmanuel, Chris, Tyler, and Shamil March 25, 2008

jeesey creesy

another way to say "jesus christ" in a less harsh way..

"JEEsEY CRESSY THAT HURT!"

by sherrie January 29, 2004

Jersey Slash

Also known as Jersey Swerve. Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.

Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Slash on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."

Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Slash on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."

by Palmerstone May 12, 2008

Jersey Armpit

During a sixty-nine you force your partners face into your ass crack and hold.

Last night I gave Melissa a Jersey armpit and she said, "That was a shitty thing to do!"

by jangothreat June 19, 2009

Jensen

A Jensen is a very handsome guy with blonde hair and green eyes which also is a good human being and has an awesome personality that you love to talk to.and Jensen is like a mix between handsome and gentlemen .and Smart sense of humor

S:hey , I heard you had a date last night .So , how was he ?
You:OMG,he's a total Jensen ,I mean ,he opened the door for me ,made me laugh .And the guy is smart ,and those lips... I need to see him again .

by shjgsdcguigwerCDDFCHBHYccccccc October 15, 2016

Jersey Shorgasm

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.

Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!

by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010

jersey valentine

a blow job.

best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.

Yesterday was February 14th, so my girlfriend gave me a jersey valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011