Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023

Jeff Luke

The sweetest, kindest, most loving person you'll ever meet. Strong, rugged, and handsome to boot!! Possibly perfect husband and father material!

Willow: Did you see that Jeff Luke??

Rebeka: Yeah!!! I think he might be the one for me!!

by Chi Ichigawa December 18, 2012

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hi jeff im jeff your mom is jeff your dad is jeff ima jeff your family jeff 😁

my nsme is jeff

by jnfdfsnjfsnjkfdknsdgkjdgjkdsgk November 12, 2019

Jeff

Jeff :
A name that is only given to people who were in the womb too long.

Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!

by The_monster_under_your_bed July 21, 2019

Jeff Scott

A smoking hot hunk of man with the sexiest bear in North America and juicy ass made for two hand squeezin’.

Wow look at Jeff Scott. I cannot believe how unbelievable attractive and hot that man is!

That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!

by WITTMLEA000 March 20, 2023

jeff

From my name is jeff.

My name is jeff and i like some turtles

by i3orkhjbgvluwj March 13, 2021

Jeff

The kindest man you'll ever meet, his smile lightens up rooms. His kind eyes cause the girls and boys to faint, his aura is so immense and powerful, people just kneel before him with little to no hesitation at all. If there was a book about him, it would be a series, due to his life being that awesome. If there was an audio book, Morgan Freeman would be assigned to speak it in the most elegant tone he can muster. People can not even fathom a man like Jeff, because he is just to good to be true. He treats women with love and respect, babies stop crying when he is in a 6 mile radius of them. If there was a movie about him it would be directed by Christopher Nolan and of course it would be fantastic. He is like a god in human clothing, in fact he rivals God himself. He has no need for religion, due to him of course, being god himself. Its hard to describe this wonderful man, because everything I say right now has probably already been said about this remarkable figure. Oh, did I tell you he also has astounding looks? Well he does, he also saves dogs from burning buildings on the weekends and he works at habitat for humanity in his free time, but he does not have a job. Due to the fact he does not need to waste his time.

No example can do Jeff justice.

by stainedsocksandstuff90 October 26, 2022