Jeff

He’s the perfect guy.

I will love him forever.

Him is the bestest.

I love you Jeff

by SecretDuckGarden January 21, 2022

Jeff

Jeff is some how is cool but also a big drugie.

Yo Jeff you got anything on you?

by Oofy Rufie August 01, 2018

jeff

A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.

Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!

by Paul Kellerman July 17, 2022

Jeff

Jeff is considered a real pussy, who most likely will take it in the ass any day of the week. Not to mention he cries for any little stupid shit

Stop being a Jeff and man up you little pussy.

by Jack6896 November 15, 2023

Jeff

lügen, ausreden,

1: ich schwöre des war so

2: jaja jeff mal nicht so

1: des hat mir Colin erzählt

2: der Jeffed nur

1: das war alles gejeffed

by Knooperboii June 10, 2020

Jeff

Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.

A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.

Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .

by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024

Jeff

Cool guy, loved by many, before he drugs them and stores their bodies in a barrel in his bedroom.

I feel like getting jeffed tonight

by Dahlmer October 08, 2022