When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 08, 2009
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seen seen billie jean

as in agreement "i agree" "that's okay"

rhyming way of saying the word seen
rhymings taking over now...
Dude 1 - "I Slept With Your Mum Dude
Dude 2 - "Seen Seen Billie Jean"

Dude 1 - "That Guys Gonna Get Murked"
Dude 2 - "Seen Seen Billie Jean"
by Alex K-nite May 22, 2006
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Light Wash Jeans Disorder

A contagious disorder in which you picture the opposite sex naked when they are wearing light wash jeans.
OMG!!! Jimmy is wearing light wash jeans!! What a tiny little ding-dong he has!!! I hate my light wash jeans disorder!!!
by Kay wizzo February 09, 2008
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I like your jeans

a usually offensive slang term used by a totally non-hip German teacher (that is actually Danish) to andother totally non-hip or shall i say cool, science teacher name miss Sloan.
The term is now used as a reversal compliment and can easily offend someone if spoken the right way, which is in a deep, smoky Mrs. koler type of talk.
___hey u,i like your jeans.
---hey buddy(angery).. i dont appreciate that slightly offensive term that is in a mrs. Koler voice.. ok?
___no dude.. i really like your jeans.. they are very fashionable
by howdoithinkofthisstuff? March 25, 2005
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You say this when you burn or roast someone.
Person 1: This is stupid
Person 2: No youre stupid! Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…
by TheHumanoidPerson March 23, 2022
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When a girl doesn't want to have sex with you.
Jackson: So you're down to bang tonight?
Lucy: No, I don't ever wanna bang you. Keep your genes in your jeans buddy.
by poopyhands88 May 12, 2019
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Jean Claude van damme

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below
ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE
by CanIMarryPizza May 31, 2018
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