J Hook

A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.

Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"

by dobrom Bramis January 21, 2009

Hopey J

City of Hopewell Junction, New York. Not even a city...a town? Closer. Maybe a village, a hamlet, a one horse town. Maybe two horses in a stretch.

Not as cool as Po-town.

"Hey, what's that dot on the map?"
"Oh, that's Hopey J."
"....Oh."

by Martin December 30, 2004

j lo

a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything

by lo low superlow August 2, 2003

Union J

A 4-piece boyband from the UK who finished in fourth place on their season of the X Factor. Their fans are called jcats and sometimes newer ones are referred to as 'bananas'. Comprised of Josh Cuthbert, George Shelley, Jamie 'JJ' Hamblett, and Jaymi Hensley.

Fan 1: Did you hear Union J's cover of Call Me Maybe?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was even better than the original!

by unionwhat December 30, 2012

J Bones

J Bones are a brand of shoes originally worn by legendary basketball player, Michael "Air" Jordan. J Bones / Jordan shoes are made by the Jordan Company, which is a part of Nike.

"I'm bout to get dem retro j bones!"

by The Legacy Boyz August 30, 2007

j. lo

a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck

ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him

by kayla April 26, 2004

J-Mo

Jim Morrison, rock legend, of the band The Doors.

"J-Mo wrote that song when he was sober."

"... Okay, so maybe he didn't write it."

by kozakk August 3, 2005