J to the fifth

1. A group of five friends who all have a J in their name.

2. The unification of J squared and J cubed.

3. verb. Shouted after something incredible has happened usually accompanied with hand motions that show off the arm muscles.

Lucas "It was incredible how the street sharks win the championship?"
Josh "They had the most amazing goalie"
Joey "Don't forget about the incredible offense or the defense"
Brett "Ahhhhh... J TO THE FIFTH!"
Will "You said it brother"

by Willdabeast December 20, 2007

Hopey J

City of Hopewell Junction, New York. Not even a city...a town? Closer. Maybe a village, a hamlet, a one horse town. Maybe two horses in a stretch.

Not as cool as Po-town.

"Hey, what's that dot on the map?"
"Oh, that's Hopey J."
"....Oh."

by Martin December 30, 2004

j lo

a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything

by lo low superlow August 2, 2003

Union J

A 4-piece boyband from the UK who finished in fourth place on their season of the X Factor. Their fans are called jcats and sometimes newer ones are referred to as 'bananas'. Comprised of Josh Cuthbert, George Shelley, Jamie 'JJ' Hamblett, and Jaymi Hensley.

Fan 1: Did you hear Union J's cover of Call Me Maybe?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was even better than the original!

by unionwhat December 30, 2012

J Bones

J Bones are a brand of shoes originally worn by legendary basketball player, Michael "Air" Jordan. J Bones / Jordan shoes are made by the Jordan Company, which is a part of Nike.

"I'm bout to get dem retro j bones!"

by The Legacy Boyz August 30, 2007

j. lo

a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck

ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him

by kayla April 26, 2004

J-Mo

Jim Morrison, rock legend, of the band The Doors.

"J-Mo wrote that song when he was sober."

"... Okay, so maybe he didn't write it."

by kozakk August 3, 2005