The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".
by MeatiestOfMeat August 31, 2021
by millczarr June 19, 2021
It is a woman with short arms.
Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.
She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.
She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.
You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.
You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
by Sticksy November 10, 2019
This is the act of rubbing your penis between a person's ass cheeks while bumping against their anus,never actually penitrating it and ejeculating onto their butthole.
My girlfriend enjoys walking around in public after we get done mud daubing because she enjoys the way my man juice feels between her butt cheeks.
by Tonto Rodriguez November 21, 2015
Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
by Dadawggy January 19, 2019
by andybased April 30, 2008