you: “*word*”
you: “oh no i didnt mean to type that it just pooped up on my keyboard”
someone: “muehehehhe..😈😈😈 u poop up now”
you: “oh no i didnt mean to type that it just pooped up on my keyboard”
someone: “muehehehhe..😈😈😈 u poop up now”
by justiceforthesillyers April 01, 2023
a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
by flossigans November 04, 2017
A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.
by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021
by shamalamadingdong988 April 09, 2014
Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?
by Auscar1 February 19, 2015
The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.
by snarf dragon September 21, 2014
When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.
by lucyiscoo1 May 07, 2021