Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
by Sequoianvda April 01, 2023
Someone who is a closet thot acts like a thot but isn't really a thot.
That girl Asia is such a closet thot. She puts herself out on Instagram but doesn't really take dick
by Thotty111 August 05, 2016
by Weaponized April 02, 2019
A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 12, 2019
A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.
If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet
Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
Either Heaven or Mason's closet
Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
by Stupid rich April 17, 2017