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huge nut

a very large nut
by huge nut July 9, 2016
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Nut Rush

An instantaneous release of testosterone resulting from a feeling of extreme awesomeness or manliness.
Dude that breakdown just gave me the sickest nut rush! Lets go lift heavy objects and skin small cute animals!
by HawkDegleg January 22, 2012
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nut-rut

male version of camel toe. It can be found on men wearing jeans that are way too tight. Their pants seam is so tight, it divides their balls and separates the testicles creating a rut between the nuts. Commonly seen on musicians, cowboys and grandpa's with their pants hitched up too high.
OMG I love this band, the bassist is so hot and his pants are sooo tight!! Let's try to get up to the front of the stage!!! Hopefully his nut-rut will brush my face...

That dudes cute but his Wranglers are given him some serious nut-rut...

Gross no wonder Grandpa has prostate trouble, look at that fucking nut-rut.
by Foxy Shenanigans December 5, 2011
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What the nut

When something goes extremely gay or wrong or some shocking happens
Did you see jerel eat ass."what the nutt"
by Apegang September 27, 2017
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Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.
Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"
by Logan May 24, 2003
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Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.
Damn, i got pork nuts today.
by Colo February 24, 2009
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Nut dunk

The act of lowering one's testicles into a particularly hot bowl of soup of your choosing.
Fuck, Brad just nut dunked his french onion soup!
by Tyree Alleyne Balls September 21, 2009
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