Ian

A man who has been convicted on several different occasions for battery, assault, and rape.

Ian Carlson!

by Certified war criminal May 16, 2023

ian the alien

Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression

Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!

by 43156987iuyjhtgfvdwdr24r5y678u May 8, 2017

Ian Hawke'd

When you are ruthlessly disgustingly humiliated in public by losing

"Bro just got skibidi rizzed and Ian Hawke'd

by TheBrainRotGod May 10, 2024

Ian

Does too much, if a girl is into basketball players his ass is hitting the court and mentioning how he used to play before

Random guy: Ay girl can I get ur number?
Girl: Only if you play basketball
Ian: He dosen't play basketball at all, but I used to for about 8 years before I stopped to focus on studies.

by reacts4u September 6, 2023

ian crawford

Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.

Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!

by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017

Ian

Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. Ians like shiny things and drive Benzes, Porches or BMWs. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. An Ian will always always always be there for you. Claims to be a pain in the ass, but truthfully can make anyone's day better. You can only be so lucky to encounter one in your life.

Ian is cool

by Emmanuel718 November 23, 2021

Ian McCourt

a person of high stature and deserving of much excellence. a well-loved person that is talented, loving, beautiful and compassionate.

friend: hey! did you hear about how Ian McCourt performed at the hamilton play yesterday?

friend 2: yeah! i heard he did amazing!

by rmrmrmrmrmrm November 5, 2019