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ian

holy fucking shit literally stop speaking!!! nobody likes you fr

this is for a specific ian.
someone: have you talked to ian today?
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
by ghoztboyz December 1, 2021
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Ian-shot

Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.

Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.

Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.

Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!

*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"

Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"

Guy 1: oh f**k!
by J-Thatch November 23, 2024
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ian

someone: hey, have you talked to ian today?
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
by ghoztboyz December 1, 2021
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Ian

Someone who is good looking with a bbc. Athletic and lives his family and friends it very Lolay and always help a brother out.
Wow he is an Ian
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Ian

Ian is a very kind and caring person. He has a very beautiful smile and laugh. He always finds a way to put a smile on your face without even having to try. His taste in music is trash nah all jokes aside he has a pretty good taste in music. He won’t ever judge you & he will always make you feel comfortable in anyway. He seems like a very outgoing and fun person. Very talkative but in a good way:)He has a very creative mind and good heart. He’s the greatest/good looking person you’ll ever meet!
Ian is so cool
I wish to be like Ian
Ian is so smart
I’m jealous of him I wanna be just like ian
by anonymous August 28, 2022
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Ian

"Ian ditched us for his pedo online friend"
by jackcsy June 8, 2024
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ian miranda

The couple that everyone thought wasn't gonna work out and it did and even though they can want to kill each other at some point in time they will forever love each other to the moon and back
Oh my god you are totally an ian Miranda
by Nebraska August 12, 2017
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