Hump day

The best reason to still live

yo yo yo its hump day aye what i need you to do is to tag 3 big dick ass niggas on this tweet right here i need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with and im also giving away another hundred free subscriptions to my only fans be looking out for that tweet later on today and dont forget them tag them 3 niggas out there if you one of em big dick niggas tag yourself hump day! fuck witcha boy new barber.

by RETARDCUH666 October 16, 2023

hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.

- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.

by GVH28 November 18, 2023

Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.

- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.

by GVH28 November 18, 2023

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

Humping squirrel

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023