dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

You-co'-Hump

to have sex because there isn't anything to do

Salvy, when you & g*** ain't got no money and you is borred and there aint nothin to do,, You-co'-Hump!

by mike_jones October 5, 2005

hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

humping the queen

This is what you'd use when you're making a lot of money, or robbing from a bank.

Man, you're really humping the queen, huh?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Lung Hump

When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.

Man, I’d like to lung hump her all night long.

by Daaaaaaaaad! April 28, 2020

Humping day

On the 27th of June, you can hump any one

Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap

by Johnform June 26, 2022