human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021

Human Centipee

When a girl pisses in your mouth and you piss on the floor or better yet in someone else's mouth

Let's get my roommate to come in here and extend the Human Centipee. The more the merrier!

by MeanDabby February 21, 2019

Human pingapede

A chain of people each putting a pinga up the arse of the person infront of them simultaneously - like the human centipede, hence the name.

Let's line up and make a human pingapede.

by Custardbuttermargerine July 9, 2017

remember the human

An Internet principle of etiquette, and very well a forum/message board Golden Rule. Calls for empathy on the part of the individual about to post or comment, as to remember that what they're writing will be read by a person - and all that entails.

P1: Dude, just kill yourself.
P2: Bro, remember the human.
P1: I shall repent, brother.

by apostrophe' February 5, 2019

Human whistle

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/naz*s.

“This video is a human whistle”

“Human whistle, but I agree”

by Cow_Riddler July 10, 2023

Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012