(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.
Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.
by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020
by maddeathie March 10, 2018
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To be a husk. To live each and every day and not a thought pass by worth remembering. You blink, breathe, exist but none it it feels real. You look down at your hands, you see skin and you know underneath is flesh. But what's below? The soul you were promised by birth, or whatever life left you with after tearing you apart. And then the next time you look in the mirror, and you see eyes and skin and hair but you know that none of it is real. Because your not human, just living in the shell of one.
by goshstopoverthinking November 07, 2023
A person that wears Neutral Colors is a person that see’s the better things in life. A person who doesn’t care enough about style, they like to keep it simple and sleek. It often looks like they wear the same clothes twice but they have multiple pairs. They usually Cary very few emotions and usually have a resting Bitch face. They don’t care for the bad things in life. They avoid drama and fights unless they truly have to defend them selfs. They don’t have energy to lie to anybody anymore and most likely have been through a heartbreak or two. They don’t talk about themselves unless somebody asks or that’s how they compare. A blank human does not care for the drama and the publicity, but they care for the fun, the experience, the stories, and the happiness that they rarely get even though They are deserving of it.
Person 1-“Look at Danny, Ever since that girl I haven’t seen an anything but a frown on his face, its been 2 years.”
Person 2 “he’s a blank human, she broke him and he’s still rebuilding himself, he looks mean but he really just doesn’t invite himself or spark conversations with anyone, Maybe we should invite him one day”
Person 1 “ Maybe we should he just looks like he’s been through everything”
Person 2 “ he’s been through a lot, but he’s still pushing, im honestly surprised knowing that 90% of these people could never”
Person 2 “he’s a blank human, she broke him and he’s still rebuilding himself, he looks mean but he really just doesn’t invite himself or spark conversations with anyone, Maybe we should invite him one day”
Person 1 “ Maybe we should he just looks like he’s been through everything”
Person 2 “ he’s been through a lot, but he’s still pushing, im honestly surprised knowing that 90% of these people could never”
by The Blank Man May 02, 2023
by mr.healthteacher June 14, 2012
When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.