Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

Horny Children

You, sicko

"Charlotte and Anthony are horny children" - Steven
"IKR baby" - Colt

by BadSamurai April 9, 2021

horny be gone

A brand of pills that is the inverse of Viagra with prolonged effects.

Here, take this! *gives horny be gone*

by TheSwaggyHobo July 27, 2021

Horny Hours

its a time (typically night) when a person gets horny

-I'm on my horny hours again

+You're always horny bro

by Castilla Leon October 27, 2021

chill horny

The desire for non-sexual physical love and affection. Snuggles, cuddling, spooning, head in lap, etc.

“You ever get chill horny? This rain makes me want some good ole fashioned cuddles.”

“Nah man, that’s fucking gay.”

by EODingus March 13, 2021

Horny Slayer

Horny Slayer is a person that slayes horny people ( kills them ) or locks them inside The Grand Horny Jail. They are respected for what they do.

Person 1: Yeah im Horny Slayer, im killing Horny people.
Person 2: Oh... What do you do with them?
Person 1: I kill them or just trow them into Horny Jail.
Person 2: Nice.

by SSpoon August 22, 2021

horny memes

people who think HORNY= FUNNY but just prove they are horny and making a fool of themselves

guy: wana see some memes?
broi: sure
guy: the fbi agent when you haven't betan your m-
broi: GET YOUR STUPID BUTT AND YOUR HORNY MEMES OUT NOW!

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021