Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018

Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.

“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”

by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022

Horny Slayer

Horny Slayer is a person that slayes horny people ( kills them ) or locks them inside The Grand Horny Jail. They are respected for what they do.

Person 1: Yeah im Horny Slayer, im killing Horny people.
Person 2: Oh... What do you do with them?
Person 1: I kill them or just trow them into Horny Jail.
Person 2: Nice.

by SSpoon August 22, 2021

Submissively Horny

When you're horny but in a submissive way. Such as horny to suck some dick or to lick some asshole.

John: I'm feeling submissively horny today!
Jane: So suck my pussy please!

by huhwhatwhy February 3, 2022

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

horny food

pistacchio.

“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food

by baka ya July 10, 2022

horny loser

me

I am a horny loser

by zukaty July 5, 2022