Helmet

I have never found one person in real life who was a fan of their music.

Helmet were only moderately interesting from Strap It On to Meantime. But when the third album Betty was dropped they really started to suck. They are mediocre at best. I’m sorry but Mr. Page Hamilton really isn’t that good. He should go back to playing Jazz, because rock/metal is clearly not his thing.

Even my dad hates Helmet. I showed him a song once and he said “yeah, you can turn that crap off”. He finds them very dry and monotonous. I only liked their rhythm and groove. But Page is a bad songwriter.

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

HelplessGrim

One of the best CMPD chiefs this department has ever seen, serving along with his Faithful Sidekicks: AdmiralGhost, and AdmiralSkyler.

Hey, have you heard of HelplessGrim Before?
No, I have not.
*proceeds to cut their arms into 50 pieces*

by _Dreamsucks_lol June 8, 2021

fudge helmet

A cranial protective device into which a load of feces has been inserted.

Tom wouldn't stop towel snapping me in the locker room so I gifted him a fudge helmet.

by thewetyeti October 13, 2009

Ghetto Hamburger Helper

Regular Hamburger Helper prepared WITHOUT ground beef.

Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."

by 40ozChris June 26, 2012

helmet

as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".

My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.

by crankyramone September 24, 2008

HELMET

Any Adult MALE HUMAN BEING.

"This bar is full of helmets."

by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005

helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004