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Hop-A-Hat

A game played when trying to get in and out of a room in which hours of sex has occurred. Thus creating a number of discarded used condoms (hats). Hop scotching around the hats.
I got up in the middle of the night to use the rest room and had to hop over 10 used hats in order to do so. Hence hop-a-hat.
by Wall-I November 12, 2019
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Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in
Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!
by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023
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Beanie hat

A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.
When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.
by Sexydimma July 13, 2021
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ball hat

Putting your balls on your girls head, giving her a ball hat.
yo i gave that hoe a ball hat!!
by steezinnn March 4, 2022
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Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.
Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.
by tapler October 17, 2012
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Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.
*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"
by blackichan May 28, 2013
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Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.
Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight
by walshyy92 August 26, 2013
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