spiraled ham

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.

I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

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Slam Ham

Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.

One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.

by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023

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toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

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Ham Wonjin is the sweetest boy in the world. Aswell as being sweet he’s so cute, funny and hardworking. He is the type to play and joke around but will get what he needs to do done. He’s really talented and is good at so many things. Whether it’s baseball, dancing or singing he can do it all. He’ll love and appreciate you as long as you don’t give him tomatoes! (fyi he hates them)

Fan: “hey.. do you know Ham Wonjin?”

Stranger: “you mean the sweetest boy in the world, the one from Cravity? Yeah!

Fan: “yes that’s him omg!!”

by cravity best boys November 22, 2021

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hot ham

hot ham did you find a noter man?? said by simona

hot ham did you find...

by shf;adjf January 14, 2020

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Pulling ham

1) Getting hurt and making it last longer because you are lazy.
2) Missing a bunch of sports games because you are injured.
3) short for pulling a Hamaad

Person a: Yo I heard that Ben was going to be out for a few games of the soccer season. I think that he sprained his ankle.
Person b: Naw, he’s just pulling ham. He’ll be fine.

by Ipman34 February 23, 2020

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