Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

street hump

When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly

"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"

by paraleel October 23, 2011

Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011

Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 7, 2017

hump dump

The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind

by Kyskee August 22, 2017

Hump Day

Hump day is the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is up the pump Wednesday is the top of the Hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is down the hump .

Hey guys guess what Day it is. Is it hump day . Yes it is !

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

sacrum humping

bottom guy (or girl) lies prone, and top/dom girl, who usually masturbates by humping pillows, rides spinous tubercles of lower back. gives guy feeling of being ridden and being a bottom bitch.

-do you miss eda?
-yeah man she was crazy but is an excellent at sacrum humping.

by ferever September 6, 2018