Hump Chump

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.

"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025

dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.

Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.

by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

hump

either a llama has it
or a woman does it to ur long thing

wow llamas hump cows

by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021

Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.

- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.

by GVH28 November 18, 2023

Dumpster hump

Tic tacs first gay prison experience

See also salad tossing

Tic tac likes to be dumpster humped while tossing other inmates salads with jell or syurp

by Dumpster hump May 14, 2018

hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD

Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!

by Corny, Porny, and also Horny May 7, 2018