goon

someone who is succumbed to be of thy disturbing nature.

Disturbing, provoking, uneducated, egoful, disgusting

Mike D : “ This gooch got ur nigga stuck”

The whole 7 seas : “This young manwoman has succumbed to the goonizm 😖”

by realnigglet April 20, 2024

flicker gooning

A Dark Gooner technique; a state in which one goons so hard after a long period of edging (typically one week, but a Dark Gooner can go even further) that their eyes begin to flicker into the head.

Matthew: Hey, have you ever attained the state of 'flicker gooning'?
Jared: Not yet, but my Dark Gooner friend can enter it for seven seconds.

by goon-scholar May 22, 2024

Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it

wanna go Canadian flicker gooning in the corner with me?

by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025

Goon cookie

A soft goon gangster or a soft thug. When a girl look like she’s mean but she have a good heart

POV friend how it’s going with that girl you talking to she looks really mean I would be scared to talk to her.
POV me everything good. she a real goon cookie

by ilovecloudgod February 16, 2025

gooning

what im doing right now

im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now

by tim trinity May 22, 2024

goon

someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.

Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.

by jambajuicelvr21 March 7, 2011

goon

Your short friend

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Look its the goon
Person 3: Hi goon
Person 1: I am bringing my nerf gun next time (joke)

by paradenical February 21, 2020