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Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.
1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021
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atomic garden

Great song by punk band Bad Religion
What an atomic garden!
by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023
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Lowe's gardening section

a sacred place of solitude, plants included
guy 1: hey wanna go to Lowe's gardening section tomorrow?
guy 2: yeah lets do it!
by lowes_customer October 10, 2021
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Gucci Garden

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021
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grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.
(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.
by Tamicakes January 16, 2022
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Jimmy garden

Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong
Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.

Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
by Oscar female August 2, 2021
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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
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