Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny
by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022
Get the Laptop Gamermug. by lotsaspaghetti69 May 21, 2020
Get the gamer pointsmug. Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.
Requirements to have gamer status:
• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind
If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Requirements to have gamer status:
• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind
If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
Get the gamer statusmug. A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.
Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.
Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.
While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.
Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.
Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.
While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.
P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"
P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."
P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."
by amethystbible June 27, 2023
Get the Gamer Assmug. An person who is bad at fortnite but thinks he’s good and changes his username to TTV_Eggrollmaker also he is Asian
by Fattymcfatter June 27, 2019
Get the crazy gamermug. Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.
John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.
by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019
Get the Turkish Gamersmug. Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.
by pechman April 4, 2021
Get the Gamer Cocainemug.