Future ex girlfriend

Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!

A few days later . . .

Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).

by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009

Work boyfriend/girlfriend

A flirtatious relationship that doesn’t leave the workplace; Commonly found in restaurants.

My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!

I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!

by Loc0Gring0 January 11, 2022

slit-wrist girlfriend

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.

I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

by arkansasPlumber January 1, 2008

GET RIGHT GIRLFRIEND

The person you date after you have had your heart broken extremely badly and just date the new person to not feel lonely and get your life on track before you start dating people you’re more interested in again.

Damn Olivia broke my heart, I need a get right girlfriend.

by Benjibutton November 28, 2020

The best girlfriend ever

The one that can always cheer you up,the one that makes you happy,the one that can your day around,the one that loves you for who you are,and she makes a good Stromboli.

Wow Becca is the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much!

by Daddy banana June 1, 2018

GIRLFRIEND X DAD

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jake: i ship GIRLFRIEND X DAD
\everyone: what

jake: what

at that momment jake as died

by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021

my hot girlfriend

my girlfriend, who always says she’s not hot but is actually impossibly hot. ily baby.

My girlfriend: i am the opposite of hot- so if you have another gf who’s hot, put them up there

Me: No. You’re my hot girlfriend.

by jdimey June 22, 2021