fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Obama fried chicken

The black hangout. Typical to see a poor person there because the foods only 5 cents (because that's all that black people can afford).

This nigger went to Obama fried chicken. What a prude.

by Asshatmasterman October 30, 2017

Kentucky Fried Clit

When you throw hot grease onto a girl's vagina.

You know what would make this movie better? Some Kentucky Fried Clit!

by The Blue Waffle King November 14, 2011

Deep Fried Oreo

When your girl takes a dump, you dip your balls in it, and jerk off, letting your cum leak down between your nuts creating the oreo effect. She then gets to enjoy a tastey after fuck snack when she munches the "oreo."

That girl is such a slut, she munched the deep fried oreo right off my sack.

by The Cum Factory March 3, 2011

fried green tomatoes

To take someone's parking spot in a rude fashion, or to cut someone off and take their parking spot.

"I'm gonna have to pull a fried green tomatoes on that bitch if she tries to take that parking spot!"

or:

"That bitch just pulled a fried green tomatoes on us! That was our parking spot!"

by xvrider July 16, 2008

southern fried metal

close close cousin of sludge, etc. with a penchant for working class lyrics, down home riffs, and much much resin to slow the rock.

Monster Magnet, Corrosion of Conformity

by Dnite April 14, 2003

Jumbo Fried Chicken

Someone who is Morbidly Obese

Dude there goes some jumbo fried chicken

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009