food horny

An intense desire to eat something, unrelated to hunger.

Man, I know I just stuffed myself at the buffet, but the smell coming from that steak house is making so food horny!

by Edymnion2 June 2, 2018

Food Porn

Gordon Ramsay's whole channel

Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy

Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN

by A capricious alien god December 19, 2016

Food Withdrawl

The series of symptoms that result from a decrease in, or abrupt stop, in the consumption of food. The common symptoms of food withdrawl may include stomach pain, irritability and if not properly managed, weight loss and death.

"After Mike was discovered on the deserted island, he showed tell-tale signs of food withdrawl and was promptly rushed to the hospital."

by Pock27 November 14, 2011

Food Banker

Cockney rhyme for 'Wanker' but also implies that the person is also poor or has not enough money to buy food.

Fuck off you food banker

by Andy_Connor November 12, 2022

Horny for Food

When you really desire a certain food very badly

"Omg I'm horny for food, sis"

by Words I made up July 17, 2019

barn food

any types of salad

...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...

Gian: Des, what are you having?

Des: Salad.

Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.

by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010

Food carb

One has eaten too many cookies, cakes, candies, donuts & ice cream. Not to mention pasta & breads. So MANY that you keep stating that your in a food carb when you mean a carb coma !

Riva is in a full blown food carb!

by AuraGoldBlu October 6, 2019